Tag Archives: Haiku

Haiku for Caronne

Management buzzwords. Bullshit bingo today’s game. In the end, all lose.

Branch Planning Day Haiku

Cooperation Talk of reforms brings sighs of doubt Travel budget well-spent ~ Distractions abound Newspapers, sketching, haiku Learn astral travel ~ Powerpoint follies Can’t adults read for themselves? Death by transitions

Pre-interview Haiku

Interview techniques Eye contact is important Know when to shut up ~ Waiting-room jitters What do they want me to say? Soon will be over ~ Deliberations Time better spent elsewhere lost Small self-doubts creep in ~ Mind wanders freely Magnetic propulsion thoughts I’m in the wrong job

Linky haiku

Unsatisfied but for community persists. This was done before.

Corporate Haiku

Much ongoing talk Nay, not time for action yet Continue waiting ~ The branch restructure Will it ever come to pass? Hopelessness, Despair ~ Confused intentions Many goals, mission statements Discussion? Just agree ~ Capability Many visions, no funds here Rivalries abound