Woke up this morning,
smell of egg ’round the place.
When I found out who did this
I wanna rub it in his face.
Had to get ready for soccer,
could be a big game today,
but when I opened the front door,
I could only dismay.
Oh yeah, got those my-neighbour-is-a-slut
-and-the-guys-she-brings-home
-can’t-control-their-bodily-fluids blues.
When I opened the front door,
what did I find?
Some sick mofo,
needs to be kicked in the behind.
He took a piss in the corner,
smeared shit across the floor,
forget about the money,
worry ’bout the spew down the door.
Oh yeah, got those my-neighbour-is-a-slut
-and-the-guys-she-brings-home
-can’t-control-their-bodily-fluids blues.
(Warning: Continues with visuals…)
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